It's true folks, your dreams are now reality. No longer do you have to put your face as close as possible to your plate while you eat your breakfast. No longer do you have to secretly rub bacon grease from the local diner behind your ear. And no longer must you wait for the inevitability of the bacon flavored scented cologne. I love the picture on the box too... I mean really, this is supposed to attract a FEMALE??? Come on...
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